Jessica Two gets comfortable.
Sexual Superchargers!
"Viva" whatever you want
— it's not just a boy's club anymore.
By Jon Westfall
Photos by Steven James May
When Envi-image founder and Editor-in-Chief, Carrie Stevens said to me "I really want a man's perspective on this", I thought "Oh sure, sexual enhancement supplements...has to be a guy's issue, right?" You want a bigger penis? Need more stamina? Want to increase your sex appeal? These aren't questions typically asked of the fairer sex are they? So of course you want a man's perspective on the subject. Alright, I'll bite... I will be the poor dope that subjects myself to humiliation and criticism in the name of science (or at least to help out a friend). I'll be the voice of my less fortunate brethren, and champion the cause — Put my stake in the ground so to speak, and possibly sacrifice my closely coveted and extremely fragile machismo. "What is it?" My mind raced through all of those back page magazine ads, late night self-help infomercials, and cheesy 60-second spots that always make you cringe. Was it a tube I have to insert my most personal of appendages to increase size, or a pill I will need to beware the cautionary text and possible side effects and pray I don't wind up an unfortunate soul in the ER with a permanent erection? Or maybe it'll just end up being one of the numerous products on the market that deliver nothing but another sobering lesson in "buyer-beware 101". It was what she said next that would set all my assumptions on their ear and teach me that I really wasn't as smart as I presumed to be. "...It's a natural and organic hormone balancing supplement that enhances female sexual response..." What? Surely that can't be right. She had to have misspoken that, or perhaps a typographic error... maybe she misunderstood the label's instructions for use? Whatever the case, I was sure that wasn't the product's intent. I'll get to the bottom of it though, no worries.
A few days later, as we talked more about it and I had a chance to speak with the manufacturer and research specialist behind the LunaSX product line, I would learn that Carrie was not mistaken at all. There were no typos of any kind. It was me who was all wet (and actually quite relieved that I wasn't going to have to divulge any emasculating, self-effacing stories or statistical enumerations regarding distance from point A to point B with a circumference of X). No, in fact, the test subjects for this article were to be Playmates, hot moms, and even Carrie herself! Whew! What a relief! And besides, even if it doesn't work — who the hell cares? I will get to interview some of the most lusted after women on the planet and be given a backstage pass to hear what goes on in a Playmates bedroom. "Yeah, sure... I'll do it." Not such a bad deal, I thought to myself. I even thought of some more "ordinary" people in my own circle of confidants I could use as sexual "guinea pigs" in the name of art and science (insert mad scientist laugh with an enthusiastic handlebar moustache twist). As it turns out, LunaSX all natural supplements have been around since 2006 and has been quietly creating a loyal and satisfied customer-base both in the US and Europe. It is one of the only sexual enhancement supplements on the market designed for both men and women. It also is the purest of all natural products in the industry (In fact that is the reason you won't find an oil-based lube with the LunaSX brand name. It can't be manufactured 100% pure and natural.) The product line is comprised of a water-based lube, creams and sublingual tablets — all manufactured right in California using all natural ingredients (which means they are also edible!)
LunaSX water-based lubes, aside from being all-natural, are also long lasting (even briefly water-resistant) and glycerin-free, which is to say that they contain absolutely no sugars whatsoever. Not only is this a big deal because the main cause of yeast infections is sugar being introduced into the vaginal canal, but that surprisingly, most leading lubes on the market are loaded with the stuff! As I begin to gather intelligence on these products, initial reactions from my "test subjects" are extremely positive. The water-base lube is amongst the most popular in the entire lineup.
The Male Performance tablets are an all-natural alternative to those "wonder drugs" currently on the market. Like those other pills, it does increase hardness and result in longer-lasting erections, but it also increases sensitivity. In essence, it reduces swelling in the prostate in order to increase blood flow thereby intensifying sensitivity, and ultimately — orgasm! According to the product's manufacturer, "It's all about circulation". This actually came as a surprise to me because, if you are anything like I was, you're probably thinking "isn't swelling a good thing when it comes to erections?" The answer is emphatically, "No". It's all about circulation! (Remember that.) When the prostate is swollen, which is one of many common causes of erectile dysfunction, the blood can't get to where it needs to go (I'm sure I don't need to draw you any pictures here). An integral active ingredient is Red Deer Antler, which is the velvet-like, fuzzy covering on the buck's antlers they try so hard to rub off onto tree trunks while in the midst of their "rutting" season. The harvesting method is quite humane and actually helpful to the deer, and proves to be a valuable by-product for this male sexual performance supplement. Regardless of its ingredients, sweatpants are better left in the drawer if you ingest any of these little beauties! But at the same time, you won't find yourself with that uncontrollable, chemically altered feeling that those mass-produced tablets create. Chances are, you won't have any embarrassing trips to the family physician's office attempting to create a good "cover story".
The Women's Intimate cream, aside form being the only product of its kind, is designed to help women of all age ranges. It promotes better, longer orgasms in a younger woman while it helps older, even menopausal women increase desire and natural moisture. A topical cream that is hand-applied directly to the vagina, it's all natural and contains natural proprietary nutraceuticals and herbal aphrodisiacs such as certified organic Damiana extract. Interestingly enough, it is actually a part of recorded history that the Aztecs believed Damiana herb (turnera diffusa) to be a potent aphrodisiac, and thereby stimulates sexual desire. These active ingredients act to temporarily raise the level of progesterone in a woman's system, which is naturally heightened during ovulation, ensuring our species' proliferation. It's important to note that this product only temporarily and naturally alters the body's levels and does not adversely effect a woman's natural 28-day menstrual cycle.
LunaSx tablets were the company's very first product on the market. It was created to help restore healthy sexual activity in both men and women. Originally designed as an anti-aging formulation, containing the hormone Pregnenolone (an important prohormone also referred to as "mother hormone"). Its ancillary benefits create a heightened libido by effecting the sex hormones testosterone, estrogen and progesterone. In addition, it also helps maintain memory (which is really helpful if you care to remember those you choose to sleep with), mood condition and immune functions. It also contains Methyl Sulfonyl Methane (MSM), which is typically introduced into our diets through the sulfur cycle (think plankton, ozone, rain and plants...) but is drastically reduced or lost altogether through cooking and preparation. One critical benefit of MSM in LunaSx is its ability to reduce inflammation in human tissue, and therein lies our recurring theme; swelling is "bad" and "it's all about circulation". Let's put all of the chemistry, the ingredient lists and biology aside for a moment and speak plainly; as it has been so eloquently put to me by the product's manufacturer, "These little suckers will make you horny!" Apparently also a smidge less inhibited with your chosen sexual partner, but then, let's just see if the field research bears this out, shall we?
Last, but certainly not least, we have the LunaSx Men's Stroke Cream. I have to admit that I was definitely intrigued by this product right off the bat. Yeah I know, you're surprised, right? "A guy that's interested in masturbation?" you probably said to yourself. I astounded myself, but then what red-blooded American man hasn't been even a little obsessed with this almost ritualistic practice beginning at puberty. And what's more, even all those years ago, who among us didn't secretly wish someone would develop something better than mom's store brand cocoa butter body lotion for a better sensation. Well, gentlemen, the day has come! LunaSX Men's Stroke starts out as a light and fluffy cream and transforms through "repetitive motion and friction" into a warm, soothing liquid that coats the penis and won't breakdown or evaporate in the process. This all natural, fragrance and paraben-free product, contains coconut and almond oils, Aloe Vera and Vitamin E so it leaves the skin soft and refreshed. So you see, you're not only doing something that feels good, but is actually good for you too. And because it is pure and all natural, it too is completely edible (for those times you are not necessarily "going it alone"). This was definitely one product in the lineup that I was eager to get my hands on and test its claims.
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